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Thread: Ode to Bill Gates
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17th March 2010, 02:56 PM #1
Ode to Bill Gates
Bill Gates is hanging out with the CEO of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure,” says the General Motors CEO. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?!!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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17th March 2010, 05:56 PM #2anne-maria.
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18th March 2010, 08:58 AM #3rrich Guest
Or have to turn the key to "Start" to shut off the motor.
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18th March 2010, 09:51 AM #4
And every so often it will be driving along and then stop for no reason whatsoever. You would then need to wind down all of the windows and wind them up again to continue.
You would also unlock the car by simultaneously touching the aerial, the rear door handle and the fuel cap.
I can't remember any more at the moment, but I'm sure I will. Oh, and almost forgot, the final argument at the moment. GM=Bankrupt, Micro$oft not quite the worlds richest, but pretty darn close to it
Cheers,
Dave
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