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  1. #1
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    Default Good - Better - Best

    GOOD

    A cop from the WA Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
    Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money (And we used to just sell Lemonade!).

    BETTER

    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through a speed camera Radar near Three Springs in WA with a Fine of $160 included.
    Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160.
    The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

    BEST

    A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
    As the WA Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'
    He replied, ' WA Police don't have balls.'
    There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
    He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
    She was laughing too hard to start her car.
    Cheers

    DJ


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    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    3rd one is definitely the best.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

  4. #4
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    Location
    Perth West Aust
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    Default Frank Gilroy

    I remember seeing the first scenario on 'COUNTRY PRACTICE" Still good fun
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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