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    Default Older men are always more helpful

    Subject: Older Men Are Just more Helpful People





    Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around
    Bunnings Hardware store when they collide.

    The older bloke says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
    wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

    The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
    too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

    The old bloke says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
    look like?'

    The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big
    blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
    halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'

    The old bloke says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'


    Most of us older blokes are helpful like that!!!

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    This why you'll always find Noel at Bunnings every weekend.

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    I'm sure I've seen her at the Cranbourne Bunnies .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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