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26th February 2010, 03:10 PM #1
Older men are always more helpful
Subject: Older Men Are Just more Helpful People
Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around
Bunnings Hardware store when they collide.
The older bloke says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old bloke says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'
The old bloke says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
Most of us older blokes are helpful like that!!!
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27th February 2010, 02:20 PM #2
This why you'll always find Noel at Bunnings every weekend.
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27th February 2010, 05:03 PM #3
I'm sure I've seen her at the Cranbourne Bunnies
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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27th February 2010, 05:47 PM #4anne-maria.
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