MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading his book "Man of the House".

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "from now on,

I want you to know that I am the man of this house

and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,

I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw
my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,

guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied, "The funeral director?"