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  1. #1
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    Aug 2004
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    Default Self Paying Windows

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo .......just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid ! So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

    Helllooooo? ......It's been a year! I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back.

    ....I bet he felt like an idiot!

  2. #2
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    He must think you are a real pane.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  3. #3
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    Aug 2008
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    Shepparton *ugh*
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    I'm surprised he didn't see through you

    I bet he was shattered he didn't get his money

    Sill, there's one born every day




    Ok, I should stop now before it gets any worse.

  4. #4
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    Did his eyes glaze over when he rang you ?
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  5. #5
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    he just had that glassy eyed look
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  6. #6
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    Arrow

    Maybe he just turned to putty at the logic of the argumnet.

  7. #7
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    He miter felt a bit sick.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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