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  1. #1
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    Default Got a smile from me :)

    PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

    1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

    3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

    7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

    13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.



    14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'


    15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


    16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


    17. A backward poet writes inverse.


    18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.


    19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


    G'day all !Enjoy your stay !!!

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    Bah! People who make puns should be drawn and quoted.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Nice one John
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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