Colonoscopy

[craigb]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Erhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

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13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

[Kev Y.]

Just the mere thought brings tears to my eyes! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[lyctus]

I hate the part where they say "If you feel the need to pass wind, just let it go. Do not be embarrassed".....luckily this the part where the sedative gets the better of me and I drift off to who knows where !i

[scooter]

I believe another name for the procedure is an "analogy"

Can't let the list go un-added to:

14. "How about taking your watch off first, doc?
15. No flowers or chocolates with you, is there doc...?
16. How long ago did you you leave the ATO?


Cheers...........Scooter the tightrrrrsssss :eek: