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  1. #1
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    Default Origins of lip balm.........

    The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
    "Howdy, stranger..."
    "Howdy, Sheriff..."
    The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail,and placed a big kiss were the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
    "Hold on, Mister..."
    "Sheriff?"
    "Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
    "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
    "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
    "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    A duck walks into a chemist and asks for lip balm. "Could you put it on my bill please?"


    ho ho,
    David

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
    "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
    "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em.
    Thanks Iain, Just what I needed to know seeing I am suffering from some chapped lips.


    Peter.

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    I must say that this really sucks.

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    Reckon the cricket crowd should be using it
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    .........anyone for a kiss

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    the name's bubba....

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    Q:
    How many horses can you fit in the MCG?

    Q:
    What ratio of spectators to horse?

    And you can't have mine, they are too fussy about who kisses their bums
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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