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  1. #1
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    Default Alan bought a new monitor for his computer

    Alan bought a new monitor for his computer and haggled with the shopkeeper to reduce the price dramatically.
    Alan was over the moon with his deal and was telling Barry about the good price he got it for.
    "It was even a better deal than I thought" said Alan "When I plugged it in to my computer and switched it on, Windows XP was installed on the monitor too.and it never cost me an extra cent, how was that for a deal"?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    By now it will have white-out all over it.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Sounds like when I played cards against my wife.
    I dealt myself five aces.
    That was also a good deal.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    You Guys are sick
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    Default The monitor ?

    Hi Alan,
    So what make and size of Monitor did you get, & you might like to tell us where to go for these Monitors, & we could all get a good deal. Just a thought.
    Regards,
    issatree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    You Guys are sick
    Thank you.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by issatree View Post
    Hi Alan,
    So what make and size of Monitor did you get, & you might like to tell us where to go for these Monitors, & we could all get a good deal. Just a thought.
    Regards,
    issatree.
    I think the monitor was a 26" BenQ and available at any good Hardly Normal store
    $199 with vista(cant sell them) and $250 with Win XP.A bulk buy by forum members would reduce those prices.
    May as well lock me up with the others
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    "Aussie" --- "You guys are sick".
    You are probably right mate but I am feeling better now
    that you have responded to John's joke. Nothing worse
    than putting a joke there and no one makes a comment.
    Many thanks.

    "Issatree" --- Where to get such monitors.
    A lots of customers go to "Deals 'R Us" but John and I
    go to "Dills 'R Us" ... for obvious reasons.
    Cheers.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    "Aussie" --- "You guys are sick".
    You are probably right mate but I am feeling better now
    that you have responded to John's joke. Nothing worse
    than putting a joke there and no one makes a comment.
    Many thanks.

    "Issatree" --- Where to get such monitors.
    A lots of customers go to "Deals 'R Us" but John and I
    go to "Dills 'R Us" ... for obvious reasons.
    Cheers.

    Allan
    You have won me Allan
    Last edited by AUSSIE; 3rd January 2010 at 10:27 AM. Reason: I put in a load off
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    John and I
    go to "Dills 'R Us" ... for obvious reasons.
    Cheers.

    Allan
    Hey, I resemble that remark
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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