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  1. #1
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    Default What a coincidence

    A bloke I know had developed a severe heart condition
    and his doctor advised him not to make love as it could
    prove fatal.

    To avoid temptation he and his wife began sleeping
    separately, she upstairs and he downstairs.

    Night after night they tossed and turned, missing each
    other's company. Then one night they met on the
    stairs when she said, "I was just coming down to kill you".

    He replied, "What a coincidence - I was just coming up
    to commit suicide".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Gives credence to the saying "Never the twain shall meet"

    Thanks Allan

    Cheers
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  3. #3
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    And the guy lived to a ripe old age of 24
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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