What a coincidence

[Allan at Wallan]

A bloke I know had developed a severe heart condition
and his doctor advised him not to make love as it could
prove fatal.

To avoid temptation he and his wife began sleeping
separately, she upstairs and he downstairs.

Night after night they tossed and turned, missing each
other's company. Then one night they met on the
stairs when she said, "I was just coming down to kill you".

He replied, "What a coincidence - I was just coming up
to commit suicide".

Allan

[John Saxton]

Gives credence to the saying "Never the twain shall meet"

Thanks Allan

Cheers

[munruben]

And the guy lived to a ripe old age of 24