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25th December 2009, 08:15 PM #31
aka The Wooden Potter
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been there......
And then she addresses you as "Sir."
Darn it would be funny if it wasn't so true.
Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working. — Pablo Picasso
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25th December 2009, 08:21 PM #32
Senior Member
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I hate shop assistants calling me sir. It's unaustralian. Mate will do nicely thankyou.
"The training of the eyes to know when an edge is perfectly straight or a surface is flat, free from winding, and straight, is a very important part of a lad's training."
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29th December 2009, 02:03 PM #33
Foo
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X3 for sir and also Mr. I prefer my first name.
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29th December 2009, 02:18 PM #34
Retired Marine Engineer
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You know your getting older when
You sit reading this thread and nod
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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29th December 2009, 02:26 PM #35
GOLD MEMBER
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You know you're getting old when you go to the loo many times thru the night .
Cheers
Johnno
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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29th December 2009, 08:40 PM #36
SENIOR MEMBER
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when you just sit reading this thread
Originally Posted by Ashore
You know your getting older when
You sit reading this thread and nod
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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29th December 2009, 10:55 PM #37
Sum ergo cogito (Cogito)
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- Oct 2006
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- Tallahassee FL USA
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A recent cryptoquip puzzle had the solution:
MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOU'VE MET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT EVERY NEW PERSON YOU MEET REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE ELSE. - OGDEN NASH
Cheers,
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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30th December 2009, 12:42 AM #38
GOLD MEMBER
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You know you are getting old when the barber you have aways gone to now cuts your hair, well what little you have left, your son's hair and your grandson's hair. Come to think of it the barber is getting old as well.
CHRIS
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30th December 2009, 06:40 PM #39
Grumpy old Bugga
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- South Oz, the big smokey bit in the middle
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The Lions Club came around selling Christmas cakes, so I propped my daughter on my shoulder and went out to get one ... and they asked her if she was having fun visiting her GRANDPA
Smart little minx that she is, she corrected them and I was able to enjoy one of the most grovelling retractions I've witnessed ... from a bloke easily as old as me
This was five years ago now ... and my idea of a great time at the playground is her finding a 'friend' to play with so I can just sit and watch - THAT's getting old
Richard
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6th January 2010, 01:32 AM #40
Member
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you know you are getting old when
The sign that says "Old age is not for sissies" makes sense. Bob
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