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Thread: You’re An EXTREME Redneck When
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18th December 2009, 10:50 AM #31
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Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw when I was in Texas a few years ago. It read "Keep honkin', I'm just reloadin''", of course it was on the back of a "pickup truck" complete with fully loaded rifle rack in the back window.
Originally Posted by glock40sw
You been spying over my fence, Woodwould???
And stop oggling my cousin Dorreen.
She's all mine....And my brothers...And grandpappy's.......and cousin Bob's too, even if she is his sister.
I gotta go load some ammo is case them thar city folk come sniffen around cousin Dorreen. Now where did I leave the banjo.
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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18th December 2009, 11:34 AM #32
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Grumpy put this up pic
>I would change address if I lived near this.One of their customers may knock your door down looking for them.
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We believe the guy too,Don't We????? Doesn't look like any low life lives there to me
Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.
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18th December 2009, 01:06 PM #33
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Your neighbour? Originally Posted by Grumpy John
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18th December 2009, 03:50 PM #34
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wow, thats commitment! getting those kids to drink all those beers for him..... Originally Posted by watson
"We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer
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18th December 2009, 04:40 PM #35
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I reckon I took that about 10:15 this morning.
Notice the kids are still in their Jamies!
Probably getting over the hangover
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18th December 2009, 04:43 PM #36
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He's just doing his bit for the environment - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. He's gone for the reuse one.
The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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18th December 2009, 04:46 PM #37
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One night I've gotta get a pic of how they light up.
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19th December 2009, 06:22 PM #38
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