Trackside joke

[Allan at Wallan]

John, ("Munruben"), intended visiting Allan at Wallan and travel
by train.

However the clerk told John that the train would not be stopping
at Wallan.

John spoke to the train driver and coerced him into slowing down at
Wallan where he would jump from the train. The driver was not all that
keen but agreed to it.

On reaching Wallan, the train slowed down, John jumped and his
legs were moving at incredible speed. He was running flat out when
the last carriage drew alongside him.

Suddenly an arm reached out and grabbed John by the collar and
dragged him on board the train. It was the conductor who said,
"This must be your lucky day mate - I bet you thought you had
missed it".

Allan

[munruben]

Doh I got railroaded.