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  1. 12th December 2009, 10:45 PM #1
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    Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
    Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.
    Reality is no background music.
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    An actual joke with woodwork references. Still not funny, but getting there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
    Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.
    Polished him off?
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    ...was the cause of death ' a fraction too much friction'
    ...or did he just rub himself out
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    Did they bury him in the Buff
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    Now we're getting there.
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    Everyone is waxing lyrical
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    ...as in wipe on wipe off...Mr. Miaggi
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    There was an old turner from Fairfax
    who turned a long haft for a poleaxe.
    After many hours linishing,
    he succeeded in finishing
    the haft with two coats of Shellawax.

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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
    Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.
    at his wake, someone was heard to say, "that if you had met him, you could not help but take a shine to him"
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    :d
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    An actual joke with woodwork references. Still not funny, but getting there.

    Knew you would like it TL
    Reality is no background music.
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