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  1. 10th December 2009, 11:28 PM #1
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    Default What Alan wanted for Christmas

    Alan asked his mum if he could have a cat for Christmas and his mother replied
    "No son, you will have a turkey, just like the rest of us"
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  2. 11th December 2009, 07:16 AM #2
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    Ah so !
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    He was probably thinking that at last he would get a leg!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    He was probably thinking that at last he would get a leg!!!!
    Just another leg for John ("Munruben") to pull.

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    My mum is the best. She cooks whatever I ask for.
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