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Thread: Breakfast Out
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9th December 2009, 07:06 PM #1
Breakfast Out
We went to breakfast at a restaurant, in Munruben, where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said.
"But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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10th December 2009, 11:33 PM #2
Eggsactly the right thing to do. No flies on the folk in Munruben, but you can see where they've been.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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