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  1. 16th December 2004, 07:59 PM #1
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    Default Have you got a seven ten?

    Don't open the photo ( in the next post )until you've READ BELOW PRIOR TO OPENING.

    So yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, Blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.




    Just a little bit further: . . . .


    ( OK now go to the next post )





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  2. 16th December 2004, 08:02 PM #2
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    Where is it??

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  3. 16th December 2004, 08:04 PM #3
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    OIL??


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    Have you got a seven ten?
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    OK, so where's the blonde??? :confused:
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    No joke, you were there????




    Did you ask her if the 710 was made by 77345 (darn "4" doesn't look like a "h" anymore )?


    Classic.


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    I had a mate in Sydney years ago that worked in spare parts. A woman came in one day and asked for a "No. 7 release slowly". It rang some bells but he couldn't work out what it was. Anyway the woman mimed unscrewing it a quarter turn to remove it and then he realised she was after a radiator cap!

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    Took us a while to work out what sparkalarkings were to when a bloke wanted some.





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    Found an Englishman stranded on the side of the road with his Rover upper class accent 'The propeller has fallen orf'.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Found an Englishman stranded on the side of the road with his Rover upper class accent 'The propeller has fallen orf'.
    Hope you left the pompus prick there.

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