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  1. 4th December 2009, 08:12 AM #1
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    Default Tiger's Christmas Card - 2009

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  2. 4th December 2009, 09:09 AM #2
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    Thanks Noel saves me putting it up, but you left the jokes that go with it so here they are

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing.

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.

    Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

    This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.

    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had, so Gillette has dropped his contract

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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  3. 4th December 2009, 10:05 AM #3
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    Sensational Watson and Wheelin!

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    Apparently Phil Mickleson rung Tigers wife the other day looking for tips on how to beat him.

    But my personal favourite !!!

    When interveiwed by the police, Tigers wife was asked how many times she hit him.
    Her reply was " can't remember exactly, but put me down for a 5".
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    Great stuff Noel!

    Have already doctored it up, printed it up as a Christmas
    card, and shown it to friends today.

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    Been wondering. He's now up to 10 mistresses. 8 more and he's got a golf course

    (Mods: feel free to delete post if implications are too risque )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Been wondering. He's now up to 10 mistresses. 8 more and he's got a golf course

    (Mods: feel free to delete post if implications are too risque )

    Cheers,
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    Dave dont give Noel the invitation - he's deadly enough as it is
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    With 10 mistress does he have a caddy
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