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  1. 3rd December 2009, 06:18 PM #31
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    Brilliant stuff. Cheered me up enormously. Thanks.
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    RepeatAfterUs.com -- Online library and language lab -- copyright-free English texts and recordings
    Gives all sorts of tongue twisters , rhymes etc.
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    The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbur View Post
    llanfairpwyllgwyngyllghogerchwerndrobwllantysiliog ogogoch
    can you spell that one phonetically
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe greiner View Post
    How can you pick pickled peppers? They're not pickled until after they're picked.
    how about

    peter picked pickled peppers from the pickle pot
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick View Post
    can you spell that one phonetically
    The blank space seems to be an addition, according to Google.

    St. Marys church, etc. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Is that the place where they discovered a spelling error, and had to revise the town's sign?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick View Post
    can you spell that one phonetically
    No way. It seemed to end with anti sea go goh goh goh I should have listened more to him.
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    One from my Grandad:

    I eat my peas with honey.
    I've done it all my life.
    It makes the peas taste funny
    but it sticks em on the knife!
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    every BBQ my dad would say
    Shake and shake the ketchup bottle
    none'll come, and then a lot'll

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    And how about a little one from Monty Python:

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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