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3rd December 2009, 06:18 PM #31
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Brilliant stuff. Cheered me up enormously. Thanks.
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3rd December 2009, 06:29 PM #32
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RepeatAfterUs.com -- Online library and language lab -- copyright-free English texts and recordings
Gives all sorts of tongue twisters , rhymes etc.
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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3rd December 2009, 09:28 PM #33
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can you spell that one phonetically
Originally Posted by jimbur
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3rd December 2009, 10:34 PM #34
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how about Originally Posted by joe greiner
peter picked pickled peppers from the pickle potregards from Alberta, Canada
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3rd December 2009, 10:54 PM #35
Sum ergo cogito (Cogito)
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The blank space seems to be an addition, according to Google. Originally Posted by Gingermick
can you spell that one phonetically
St. Marys church, etc. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Is that the place where they discovered a spelling error, and had to revise the town's sign?
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JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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3rd December 2009, 11:36 PM #36
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No way. It seemed to end with anti sea go goh goh goh Originally Posted by Gingermick
can you spell that one phonetically
I should have listened more to him.
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4th December 2009, 01:57 AM #37
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One from my Grandad:
I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny
but it sticks em on the knife!Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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4th December 2009, 05:13 AM #38
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every BBQ my dad would say
Shake and shake the ketchup bottle
none'll come, and then a lot'll
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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4th December 2009, 09:47 AM #39
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And how about a little one from Monty Python:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.Bob C.
Never give up.
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