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    Default How fast can you run in your undies

    Warrnambool Council and 3YB radio are organising the 3rd Undie 500 footrace as part of the WUNTA Festival in January?
    Through the main street of the shopping centre (Liebig Street)

    Bum I wont be able to drive up the street!
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    Default How fast can I run in my undies?

    Depends....

    The morning after beers and a kebab, not very fast due to the additional weight dragging my undies down somewhere between my knees.:eek:

    When I put on the missus undies by mistake and she catches me...like lightning.



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    Depends how fast her husband can run

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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHammer
    When I put on the missus undies.
    Something that you are not telling us Happy?

    Is that why you are called Happy hammer? :eek:

    Peter.

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    That might depend on whether its his missus chasing him or a neighborhood lad
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Here's an alternative use for undies, and no, I won't be going to Warrnambool for the event.
    Maybe Ozwinner could sell foil undies
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Maybe they'd get a different demographic competing if they advertised the venue as "Port Fairy"


    Cheers.........Sean the freeballer :eek: (just kiddin', mum)


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