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9th November 2009, 09:37 AM #1
Tendjewberrymud
Tendjewberrymud
You will understand the above word by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Read aloud for best results.
Room Service (RS): " Morny. Ruin sorbees "
Guest ( G ) : " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service !"
RS : "Rye ! Ruin sorbees ! Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen ?"
G: " Uh... Yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs please !"
RS : Ow july den ?"
G : " What ? "
RS :" Ow july den ? Pry, boy, pooch ?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them ? Sorry, scrambled please. "
RS : " Ow july dee baychem... crease ?"
G: " Crisp will be fine. "
RS: " Hokay. An san tos ?"
G: " Sorry ? "
RS: " San tos. July san tos ?"
G : " I don't think so !"
RS : " No? Judo one toes ?"
G :" I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo one toes" means. "
RS : "Toes! Toes !Weigh jew don juan toes ? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother ?"
G: " Oh English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS : " We bother ?"
G: " No thank you .. just put the bother on the side. "
Rs : " Wad?"
G: " I mean butter! Just put it on the side. "
Rs : "Copy? "
G : " Sorry?"
Rs: " Copy? Tea ? Mill? Jews?"
G: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS : " One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy! Rye ?"
G:" Whatever you say !"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud."
G: You're welcome!".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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9th November 2009, 11:07 AM #2
reminds me of a phone call to telstra
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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9th November 2009, 12:11 PM #3
Skwair2rownd
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9th November 2009, 05:27 PM #4
Try emailing that conversation and watch the spellcheck have a meltdown
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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9th November 2009, 07:26 PM #5
Berry goo WW I like that.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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9th November 2009, 08:13 PM #6
Reminds me of the time my Japanese wife popped next door and asked my neighbour if she could borrow his "uruburu". neighbour eventually worked out that she was after his wheelbarrow.
Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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