if your italian sorry in advance

[texx]

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe acoupla bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

[artme]

Pay that!!!

[arose62]

Brings to mind the guy who lived next to two beautiful young women who were in a same-sex relationship with each other.

He was a bit disappointed when they gave him a Rolex for his birthday.
As he explained, "When they asked me what I wanted for my birthday, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanna watch"