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    Har Har Har
    You have to love this lady,
    Blonde Cookbook

    It's fun to cook for Harold. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

    Harold wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Harold brought a friend home for supper

    A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

    Today Harold asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Harold asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

    I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

    Harold did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Harold keeps counting to ten.

    Harold's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Harold. If I can talk Harold into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
    G'day all !Enjoy your stay !!!

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