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Thread: Rudd v the queen
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20th October 2009, 09:03 AM #1
Rudd v the queen
AT his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently Kevin Rudd turned to the queen and said
As i'm the Prime Minister.i am thinking of changing how my great country is refered to/and i am thinking it should be a kingdom
The queen replied.I'm sorry Mr Rudd.but to be a kingdom you have to have a king in charge -and your not a King
Kevin Rudd thought a while and then said,How about a principality ,then
To which the Queen replied,Again to be a principality you have to have a prince.-And you are not a Prince Mr Rudd
Rudd thought long and hard and came up with-How about an Empire then
The Queen,getting a little anonoyed by now ,Sorry again Mr Rudd but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor
Before Rudd could utter another word.The Queensaid- I think you are doing quite nicely as a country dont you
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20th October 2009, 09:15 AM #2
Love it.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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20th October 2009, 09:22 AM #3
John
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20th October 2009, 09:30 AM #4
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20th October 2009, 12:58 PM #5
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21st October 2009, 11:28 AM #6
Nice
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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22nd October 2009, 08:01 AM #7
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22nd October 2009, 03:19 PM #8
how rude
But bloody funnyCheers Rum Pig
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