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  1. #1
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    Jun 2000
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    Western Australia
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    Unhappy Saying goodbye to mother,

    SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER,

    You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em!

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.
    We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bi * tch was hiding under the bed.. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me... But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

    The cab just missed a parked car.
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  2. #2
    Join Date
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    Location
    Grovedale, Victoria Australia
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    66
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    2

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    Excellent John
    Jim Carroll
    One Good Turn Deserves Another. CWS, Vicmarc, Robert Sorby, Woodcut, Tormek, Woodfast
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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
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    Northern Sydney
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    that is a very good one
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Cheers Rum Pig

    It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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    In the shed, Melbourne
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    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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