The Fishing Trip

[John Saxton]

This may have done the rounds before ,its a good one for the fishermen

THE FISHIN' TRIP!!!

Phil and his buddies were hanging out, and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them, that he couldn't go this time, because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing, and name calling, phil headed home frustrated.

The following week when phil's buddies, arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see phil.

He was already sitting, at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go phil?"

"I didn't have to," Phil replied.
Yesterday when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair, with a beer to drown my sorrows, because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, and covered my eyes and said, Surprise!!"

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful, see through negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want!!"

"So, Here I am!"

Cheers

[masoth]

Oldie but a goodie, John.

soth

[Grumpy John]

Good one Johnno . The other punch line to that one is " then I went round to her sisters"

[Rum Pig]

I like it