Is it just me ....

[DaveInOz]

Is it just me or does anyone else want to get Christopha drunk and tattoo a nipple on the top of his head ..... hmmmm perky

Oh okay ... it is just me.

Must be a Friday thing.

[Ben from Vic.]

What the?........ :eek:












How 'bout a zipper?

[echnidna]

please post pics of the whole process

[Zed]

Secret : as per some sci-fi / fantasy novels if you know christopha's real name you can control him as a minion... thus you could tattoo what ever you like on his forehead, I would recommend something in the order of "he who owns spaniels and cats, loves greenies".

Having said this and seen him in the flesh i would recommend liberal doses of rum prior to any such attempt. Oh.... probably best that he doesnt see your face either....

isnt that right Doorstop ?

[DaveInOz]

Having met him I figured my choices were enough grog to float him, or a sturdy 4x2, and I'd be scared of damaging my precious wood
The only person I know that could sort him out is 'beaut', I think he's scared of her.

Anyway he's lucky I like him, or he wouldn't get the nipple he'd get a tattoo of a circumcision scar aroud his head. :eek:

[Christopha]

WHAT THE???????????????????


A bloody nipple on top of me scone?? Just how bloody cruel are you mongrels?? A bloody big tit where I couldn't SEE it!! 'sides I would get soooo confused cos I woont know if them blokes were yelling "show us yer tits!" or "Show us yer tats!"

[Zed]

WHAT THE???????????????????


A bloody nipple on top of me scone?? Just how bloody cruel are you mongrels?? A bloody big tit where I couldn't SEE it!! 'sides I would get soooo confused cos I woont know if them blokes were yelling "show us yer tits!" or "Show us yer tats!"

at least you could give yourself a squeeze and not get your face slapped!

[Christopha]

Youse bloody mungrels is just yeller of me perfeck head..............

[Grunt]

Maybe we could drill a hole in Christopha's head and install a grease nipple on his scone, to lubricate the mind.

And yes DaveInOz, it just you. I would be very concerned.

[DanP]

Whatever your having Dave, I'll have one.

Dan

[DanP]

PS. Did you get up the next day and say "Oh sheite, did I really write that"?

[ozwinner]

Thats what I usually do Dan


Al

[Ben from Vic.]

PS. Did you get up the next day and say "Oh sheite, did I really write that"?

Yeha, we need a poll on this one.

I do the same.

[Driver]

You blokes need to get back to the shed. You're spending far too much time thinking ... No good can come of this ... it'll all end in tears .....

[JackoH]

Dave. Even if we all got together and pooled our resources we couldn't afford the amount of Coonabloodywarra red it would take to get Stoppers' oops sorry...Christopha, shickered....