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Thread: Little Johnny and his turpentine
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17th September 2009, 03:22 PM #1
Little Johnny and his turpentine
Little Johnny was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
Little Johnny said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
Little Johnny replied, 'That's nothing! If you rub turpentine on a cat's 4rse, it'll pass a Harley Davidson!'.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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17th September 2009, 03:45 PM #2
Oldie but a goodie
Cheers Rum Pig
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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17th September 2009, 03:51 PM #3
Only a Harley Davidson? Can't it go any faster?
anne-maria.
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17th September 2009, 04:14 PM #4
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17th September 2009, 09:54 PM #5
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