Little Johnny and his turpentine

[Woodwould]

Little Johnny was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

Little Johnny said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

Little Johnny replied, 'That's nothing! If you rub turpentine on a cat's 4rse, it'll pass a Harley Davidson!'

[Rum Pig]

Oldie but a goodie

[tea lady]

Only a Harley Davidson? Can't it go any faster?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Only a Harley Davidson? Can't it go any faster?

Who needs speed when you've got style?

As for the turps, if you light it the cat'll turn into a dog! Well... it'll go WOOF! anyway.

[AlexS]

This reminds me of an incident involving some soldiers polishing their boots, a bottle of turps and the colonel's labrador.