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3rd September 2009, 11:53 AM #1
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Funny for the day!
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t
such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize
I was talking to the sheep.”
regards
David
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3rd September 2009, 12:14 PM #2
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Hahaha, nice one!
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3rd September 2009, 04:34 PM #3rrich Guest
Ouch!
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3rd September 2009, 10:23 PM #4
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Must be a noo zullender
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd September 2009, 11:17 PM #5
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but will it be funny tomorrow?
anne-maria.
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4th September 2009, 06:00 PM #6
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Keep watching - someone will probably re-submit it tomorrow.
Originally Posted by tea lady
but will it be funny tomorrow?
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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6th September 2009, 07:55 AM #7
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14th September 2009, 11:51 AM #8
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Good one
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16th September 2009, 09:47 AM #9
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Hello Calm, you didn't mention when that guy's funeral was (or wasn't there enough left of him to bury??)
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always reach my destination~~~
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16th September 2009, 04:02 PM #10
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Good one will have to save that one for when I'm in the dog box
Cheers Rum Pig
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16th September 2009, 07:14 PM #11
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After sending the LOYL the instructions on how to be a good housewife, I shouldn't think that will be long. Originally Posted by Rum Pig
Good one will have to save that one for when I'm in the dog box
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