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    Default Important warning ! !

    I hate it when people give bogus warnings. On rare occasions
    I have done it myself and later felt bad about it; but this one is
    real and trust you will all email your friends about it.

    If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking
    for ticks because of the warmer weather, and ask you to strip
    your clothes off, prance around with your arms held high for
    three minutes ....

    DO NOT DO IT.

    THIS IS A SCAM !!!

    THEY ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED.

    Gee I wish someone had sent me this yesterday, I feel so stupid.

    Allan
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    Sally wasnt as pretty
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    Allan, your jokes are like road accidents. I don't want to look, but I have to, then I'm sorry I did .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Allan, your jokes are like road accidents. I don't want to look, but I have to, then I'm sorry I did .
    Bit like the footy today john.
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    Good one David . We belted the Crows over in Adelaide a couple of months age, I hope we can do it again at the G today.
    Bad luck about the Dons missing the finals .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Good one David . We belted the Crows over in Adelaide a couple of months age, I hope we can do it again at the G today.
    Bad luck about the Dons missing the finals .

    Don't worry John it's good to have dreams.
    Cheers Fred



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    Didn't mean to hijack your thread Allan , sorry .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Don't worry John it's good to have dreams.
    It's even better when they come true .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Phew! thanks Allan! Glad you warned me.
    Last edited by Ben from Vic.; 13th September 2009 at 09:34 PM. Reason: Just noticed a silly spelling mistake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben from Vic. View Post
    Few! thanks Allan! Glad you warned me.
    My pleasure ... whoops, bad choice of words there.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Good one David . We belted the Crows over in Adelaide a couple of months age, I hope we can do it again at the G today.
    Bad luck about the Dons missing the finals .
    Not nice not nice at all some of us have a drinking problem now
    Cheers Rum Pig

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