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Thread: New store
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4th September 2009, 11:07 AM #1
New store
Two Australian businessmen, Chris and John were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new Melbourne store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
Chris said to John, 'I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese man walked up to the store, had a peek inside, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?'
John replied sarcastically, 'We're selling a**holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You doing velly well, only two left!'.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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4th September 2009, 11:22 AM #2
Thank you WW, a funny joke makes a welcome change
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4th September 2009, 11:28 AM #3
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4th September 2009, 11:29 AM #4
I'm pleading the 5th
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4th September 2009, 08:39 PM #5
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Dear Woodwould,
Even the said two shopkeepers would have to chuckle at that guys comeback.
Best Wishes,
Batpig.
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