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    Two Australian businessmen, Chris and John were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new Melbourne store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

    Chris said to John, 'I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.

    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese man walked up to the store, had a peek inside, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?'

    John replied sarcastically, 'We're selling a**holes.'

    Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You doing velly well, only two left!'
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Thank you WW, a funny joke makes a welcome change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Shed View Post
    Thank you WW, a funny joke makes a welcome change
    Are you saying my previous offerings weren't amusing?
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    I'm pleading the 5th

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    Dear Woodwould,

    Even the said two shopkeepers would have to chuckle at that guys comeback .

    Best Wishes,
    Batpig.

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