Smoke Alarm

[Chesand]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of them pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarettes and continued smoking.
The other lady asked what she was doing?
"Putting a condom on my cigarette so it doesn't get wet."
The other lady asked where she got the condom from.
"You can get them at the pharmacy."
The next day the other lady hobbled down to the local pharmacy and asked for a box of condoms. The pharmacist, embarrassed about such a request from a lady of around 80 years of age, delicately asked her what kind of condom she preferred.
She replied, "It doesn't matter son, as long as they fit a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted

[soundman]

I supose we should all be recycling.

But I rember the punch line to that was.

Big enough to fit a camel.