My wife R A T F L H A O

[jow104]

I think you need help. It just ain't natural.

I seem to have the opposite problem in my workshop its the most untidy I have ever seen, and I've seen some Australian ones.

Please help

[tea lady]

I seem to have the opposite problem in my workshop its the most untidy I have ever seen, and I've seen some Australian ones.

Please help

I can lend you my full support!

[jow104]

Perhaps we could arrange a wife swap?

[tea lady]

Perhaps we could arrange a wife swap?

I only do Hubby swaps. Do you have one of those?

[jow104]

I only do Hubby swaps. Do you have one of those?

The wife is calling me,, coffee is ready, I must go before she looks over my shoulder.

[jow104]

Hi tea lady, that offer was my 5000th post and I finally got a positive result.!

[tea lady]

Hi tea lady, that offer was my 5000th post and I finally got a positive result.!

Proves you've just got to keep trying and never give up.

[Woodwould]

The autocensor picks up most words but that has been left out. This site is one of the few Bulletin Boards in the world that has Education Department approval for studying woodwork. It also has a very high ranking with Google.

Maybe Neil would endear himself more to the Education Department and improve his Google ranking if he changed the Shithot product name to 'Extremely Good' or some such similar name.

To remind everyone of the rules I and the Mods apply they go like this:

Would you want your 12 year old daughter to see this?
Would you say the same thing to your bosses wife (or any female) on the first meeting?

If the answer is no to either question then it is edited or deleted.

My daughter was way ahead of this thread when she was twelve and so are any twelve year-olds I've met.

My carers are predominantly women and while I don't swear, they punctuate their conversation with profuse profanity. Perhaps they don't realise they're swearing, or perhaps they don't even notice that I don't reciprocate. Maybe I drive them to it!

[Phil Spencer]

I think you need help. It just ain't natural.

It is the way I was brought up, so it's my mothers fault.

[watson]

My mother made me a homosexual.....now all my friends want her to knit them one.
Goodnight all.