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21st July 2009, 01:48 AM #31
Dances with splinters
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Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!
- Andy Mc
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21st July 2009, 11:03 AM #32
Senior Member
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Well what did you expect?? A cobra??
OR.............
Scottish Snake Charming (Och, it's too expensive to keep a real snake)
OR.....
If I take my eyes off it, it will strike.
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21st July 2009, 12:06 PM #33
Neander Normite
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McDougall, the Drum-Major, was totally confused by his inability to get his mace off the ground.
The band, as a practical joke, had filled it with rare 'earth' magnets.
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21st July 2009, 12:33 PM #34
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"Yep. Looks straight to me. I'll take this one!"
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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21st July 2009, 07:38 PM #35
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"I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and hope it doesn't end up in me kilt"
IAMNOWHERE
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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21st July 2009, 11:02 PM #36
Heavy Machinery
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- Lambton, Newcastle, NSW, Australia
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I don't know why the brothers gave me a walking stick with and ash tray in the end? I don't smoke!
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22nd July 2009, 08:54 AM #37
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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Your's Skew
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22nd July 2009, 05:33 PM #38
Dances with splinters
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- Oberon, NSW
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Now ya see it, now ya don't...
- Andy Mc
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22nd July 2009, 05:48 PM #39
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Cupid comes a cropper with a chopper in Afganistan.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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22nd July 2009, 06:08 PM #40
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It slices it dices it flocks the feathers
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22nd July 2009, 10:15 PM #41
Heavy Machinery
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- Lambton, Newcastle, NSW, Australia
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Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!
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23rd July 2009, 07:11 AM #42
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and as a symbolic gesture they released the white dove of peace as they flew off from another successful mission
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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23rd July 2009, 12:24 PM #43
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Blackhawk down!
"Rotten to the Core"
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23rd July 2009, 01:08 PM #44
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Due to some idiot leaving the door off, the company mascot, Ernie the Emu, makes a dramatic escape.
Unfortunately Ernie, in the heat of the moment, had quite forgotten that he can't fly.Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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23rd July 2009, 05:29 PM #45
Dances with splinters
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I got a good couple of giggles over my shoulder in this lot.
Once more it's a toss up... TL's got an instant guffaw from me, but I think Rotten_66 can take it this time.
- Andy Mc
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