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18th June 2009, 09:52 PM #1
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The Duel
A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black
eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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19th June 2009, 01:07 PM #2
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I like it.
"Rotten to the Core"
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19th June 2009, 10:52 PM #3
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