My mate's wife went to the doctor as she had a
severe case of hiccups.

After seeing him for a few minutes she left the premises
screaming so a fellow doctor caught up with her to
find out the problem.

The doctor came back to the clinic and said to the
first one, "Mrs Smith is 86 years old. You informed her
that she was pregnant and she is now hysterical".

The first doctor replied, "True, but she no longer has
the hiccups".

Allan