Barry and Alan go camping

[munruben]

Barry and Alan go on a camping trip, set up their camp site and fall asleep. Some hours later, Alan wakes his faithful friend.
'Barry, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Barry replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?' asks Alan
Barry ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorlogically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Alan is silent for a moment, then speaks.' Barry, you idiot, someone has stolen out tent

[wheelinround]

So Allan & Barry are no longer happy campers

good one John

[Allan at Wallan]

So Allan & Barry are no longer happy campers

good one John

Good one John - haven't heard that before.

Ray, both John and I are happy campers
... we must be because our jokes are intense (in tents).

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Tonyz]

Sorry to be a party pooper but this was around years ago with Sherlock Holmes and his partner being the idiots

[Allan at Wallan]

Sorry to be a party pooper but this was around years ago with Sherlock Holmes and his partner being the idiots

Yes, John would have known that but we must also
cater for some of our younger Forum members.

How else can we guarantee that these jokes can be
regurgitiated for future generations to enjoy.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.