A chap was driving his taxi along a dark street with a
passenger in the back seat. The passenger tapped the
driver on the back and the driver almost lost control
with fright.
The passenger said, "Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you,
I just wanted to ask if you could change a $100 note".

The driver replied, "Its ok mate. But just take into
account this is my first night of driving taxis .....
for the last twenty years I have been driving a hearse".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.