Marriage

[Iain]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25
year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know to solve your
mid-life crises....

[Termite]

If I was to make the statements you did Iain, SWMBO would just tell me to go look in the mirror.

[Iain]

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm only passing on an email