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27th May 2020, 11:31 PM #1
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Old is When............
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. .
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN...
This is all true and these are not jokes!To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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4th June 2020, 10:45 PM #2
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I tagged this off Reddit....
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5th June 2020, 07:00 PM #3
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A recent stay in the Eye Hospital put me in the bed next to a fellow who had rolled over in his sleep, hit his head on the corner of the side table and took his eye out. And he wasn't even all that old.
Originally Posted by woodPixel
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