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29th May 2020, 05:13 PM #1
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Car park
A lady was very impressed with her pup’s achievement at “puppy preschool” and decided to put it to the test during a visit at the local supermarket.
After she parked the car, she wound down the window to give the pup some fresh air, and as she walked away repeated in a stern voice: “Stay, stay!”
A woman watching from a nearby parked car called out: “Just put it in park!”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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29th May 2020, 10:08 PM #2
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Here in Australia, we generally apply the "parking brake".
Perhaps the woman seeing the puppy said "Just put it in the park".
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30th May 2020, 11:14 AM #3
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Originally Posted by Handyjack
Here in Australia, we generally apply the "parking brake".
Perhaps the woman seeing the puppy said "Just put it in the park".
But she only had a "barking brake"
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30th May 2020, 04:05 PM #4
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I never use my parking brake. I put my automatic AU falcon ute in park. So I put it in park. Unless I'm on a steep slope.
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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1st June 2020, 02:45 PM #5
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If I had a Falcon I'd leave it in a park.
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2nd June 2020, 09:48 PM #6
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On a really quiet day, you can hear Falcons rusting.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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3rd June 2020, 08:59 AM #7
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Yes but they are still holden together Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naďve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd June 2020, 02:59 PM #8
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Soon there will be no Holdens left. Real soon.
"If I had a Falcon I'd leave it in a park."
Yeah some people just can't handle that much power...I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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