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  1. 2nd May 2017, 04:54 PM #1
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    Why does a giraffe have a long neck?







    Because its feet stink.
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    Where's the GROAN button, PLEASE!!!!
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    That's why it has long legs.
    The long neck is to check if its feet stink.
    +1 for the groan button.
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    Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boringgeoff View Post
    Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".
    Talking giraffes already?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    Nothing unusual about that Doug. Just as Garfield and Footrot Flats Dog are able to have sensible thoughts, it is totally believable that a highbrow animal such as the Giraffe can talk.
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    A Giraffe walks into a bar and the Barman says "Why the long face?"
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    No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.
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    I think the barmen offered him a longneck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    I think the barmen offered him a longneck.
    And then the giraffe thought, in a Garfield or Footrot Flats dog kind of way, "No thanks, I've already got one."
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boringgeoff View Post
    No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.
    No, Sorry this was a Giraffe one.
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