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  1. 8th March 2017, 09:10 PM #1
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    Default Two parrots

    Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
    One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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  3. 8th March 2017, 09:30 PM #2
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    Man I'm gettin old - took me ages to get that
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    It is a good thing that the Perch was not a Blind Mullet
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    Hope the perch is sturdy or they may snapper
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    If they snapper they'll end up with flatheads!
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    Not even gonna try to compete with you guys
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    If they snapper the'll need to be careful not to flounder....
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    Maybe they smelt fish!
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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    or just hooked on bait
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Now listen here you guys - just how many parrot/fish jokes/puns are there in this world????

    (jealous one speaks, the guy who can never remember the punch line)
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    How long is piece of string or have look at the following for starters Fish Puns – PunpediaA large collection of Fish JokesFishing Jokes and One-Liners | Drowning WormsFish Jokes - Animal Jokes
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    Ha ha, Grover you've given the game away They're all trawling through Google

    (Hey, I made a pun! can go to bed now)
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    If they flounder, they might have to scale it back a bit
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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    or go for a roe
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Gotcha, hook, line and sinker on that one.
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