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  1. 21st February 2017, 09:56 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Liquor manufacturers may have to accept the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol beverage containers:
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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  3. 22nd February 2017, 03:33 PM #2
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    Old driving test used in stock camps:
    Spin around ten times in one direction holding long stick above your head in both hands, then kick over empty beer can.
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