There was a knock at the door.
It was a small boy who said, "My ball went in your garage. Can I have it back please?"

Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a baseball and
a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.

"How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.

Taking one look at the ball, and then the window, the boy exclaimed,
"Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!"

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.